7 August 2012 · 667 notes

14 Wacky "Facts" Kids Will Learn in Louisiana's Voucher Schools

dallalicious:

1. Dinosaurs and humans probably hung out
2. Dragons were totally real
3. “God used the Trail of Tears to bring many Indians to Christ.”
4. Africa needs religion
5. Slave masters were nice guys
6. The KKK was A-OK
7. The Great Depression wasn’t as bad as the liberals made it sound
8. SCOTUS enslaved fetuses
9. The Red Scare isn’t over yet
10. Mark Twain and Emily Dickinson were a couple of hacks
11. Abstract algebra is too dang complicated
12. Gay people “have no more claims to special rights than child molesters or rapists.”
13. “Global environmentalists have said and written enough to leave no doubt that their goal is to destroy the prosperous economies of the world’s richest nations.”
14. Globalization is a precursor to rapture

Oh for fuck’s sake just go fuck yourself Bobby Jindal do it for the children

  1. little-creep-stalker reblogged this from dallalicious
  2. aboveaveragedemonhunter reblogged this from dallalicious
  3. treesuschrist reblogged this from aelizabethh
  4. aelizabethh reblogged this from dallalicious
  5. iheartheman reblogged this from dallalicious
  6. awellmedicatedheart reblogged this from dallalicious
  7. the-bees-pajamas reblogged this from dallalicious
  8. ithinkyouburiedmeawke reblogged this from traumatrae
  9. dancearoundmolly reblogged this from traumatrae
  10. trulybadtiming reblogged this from bloodyrainbows
  11. goodefornothing reblogged this from stoneagechronicles
  12. bloodyrainbows reblogged this from stoneagechronicles
  13. dissidentliberal reblogged this from stoneagechronicles and added:
    [Trigger warning: Extreme racism + condoning genocide and hate crimes + Christian brainwashing of children]
  14. hailhorrorhail reblogged this from stoneagechronicles
  15. blacksentai reblogged this from stoneagechronicles
  16. felixity reblogged this from stoneagechronicles
  17. welcometocollinwood reblogged this from its-inthestars
  18. its-inthestars reblogged this from int0thesunlight
  19. prockstrosity reblogged this from stoneagechronicles
  20. captainkremit reblogged this from frivolousgoogling and added:
    And this would be one of the states I want to teach in.
  21. jackriotwillards reblogged this from stoneagechronicles
  22. frivolousgoogling reblogged this from francislare
  23. rockandrollwinterfell reblogged this from stoneagechronicles and added:
    Just in case anyone needed to be reminded, Mitt Romney thinks this is a good idea Please register to vote, and vote in...
  24. lovelylookinlass reblogged this from stoneagechronicles
  25. murasaki-sama reblogged this from fuckyeahdiomedes
  26. adeki reblogged this from stoneagechronicles
  27. insincereendorsement reblogged this from stoneagechronicles
  28. francislare reblogged this from int0thesunlight and added:
    “Mark Twain and Emily Dickinson were a couple of hacks.” I am going kick Louisiana’s ass.
  29. int0thesunlight reblogged this from stoneagechronicles
  30. fuckyeahdiomedes reblogged this from stoneagechronicles
  31. fatale-distraction reblogged this from stoneagechronicles
  32. stoneagechronicles reblogged this from illsevenyournine and added:
    Just in case anyone needs a reminder of the damage Bobby Jindal’s voucher program is doing in Louisiana.
  33. illsevenyournine reblogged this from spartanninja and added:
    Not fake. Sometimes I hate the south :(
  34. mrsharrypotter reblogged this from traumatrae